Gallimaufry
Noun
gal·li·mau·fry
/ˌgaləˈmôfrē/
1. A confused jumble or medley of things.
  • Student:
    "See, women in Jamaica are low in society. They are at the bottom of the scrotum pole."

  • Teacher:
    "Um, do you mean totem pole?"

  • Student:
    "Sure?"